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FUR...SURE IS WARM!
Not only is fur warm and snuggly, it makes great kindling for your fireplace or barbecue! Most importantly, it makes you look cool and that
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DRINKING AND DRIVING IS FUN
It's extra fun when the cop lets you go because you have a PBA card, then on your way back to the bar, you run down his mother.
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I'M DRUNK
Wearing this shirt sure beats trying to explain to strangers why you are wearing your sisters thong at the train station covered in axle grease, spam, and hamster fur.
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TURN OVER A NEW LEAF
Turn over a new leaf and change your life for the better, after all, it didnt have any negative effects on Ozzy. Not recommended attire for visits to your probation officer.
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